I've been in this chair under false pretences.

(No, no.) I was elected here under false pretences.

(No, no.) I was a fool to let myself be elected, and I'm ashamed of myself now.

Gentlemen, I am _not_ the captain of Willoughby! I never was; and I had no more right to be than any fag present.

(Loud cheers from Parson, Telson, Cusack, and others.) The only thing I can do now, gentlemen, to show how ashamed I am, is to resign.