He sed my wax-wurks was a humbug, and called me a horey-heded itinerent vagabone.

I thort at fust Ide pollish him orf ar-lar Beneki Boy, but on reflectin' that he cood pollish me much wuss in his paper, I giv it up; and I wood here take occashun to advise people when they run agin, as they sumtimes will, these miserable papers, to not pay no attenshun to um.

Abuv all, don't assault a editer of this kind.

It only gives him a notorosity, which is jist what he wants, and don't do you no more good than it would to jump into enny other mudpuddle.
Editors are generally fine men, but there must be black sheep in every flock." John Jacob Astor had practical talent in a remarkable degree.

During a storm at sea, on his voyage to America, the other passengers ran about the deck in despair, expecting every minute to go down; but young Astor went below and coolly put on his best suit of clothes, saying that if the ship should founder and he should happen to be rescued, he would at least save his best suit of clothes.
"Their trading talent is bringing the Jews to the front in America as well as in Europe," said a traveler to one of that race; "and it has gained for them an ascendency, at least in certain branches of trade, from which nothing will ever displace them." "Dey are coming to de vront, most zairtainly," replied his companion; "but vy do you shpeak of deir drading dalent all de time ?" "But don't you regard it as a talent ?" "A dalent?
No! It is chenius.