What you may do with a "kinder-wagen," as it is called, and what you may not, covers pages of German law; after the reading of which, you conclude that the man who can push a perambulator through a German town without breaking the law was meant for a diplomatist.

You must not loiter with a perambulator, and you must not go too fast.

You must not get in anybody's way with a perambulator, and if anybody gets in your way you must get out of their way.

If you want to stop with a perambulator, you must go to a place specially appointed where perambulators may stop; and when you get there you _must_ stop.

You must not cross the road with a perambulator; if you and the baby happen to live on the other side, that is your fault.