"I wonder why it is ?" He asked.

"We punchers like good stuff an' we pays good prices with good money.

What do we get?
Why, cabbage leaves an' leather for our smokin' an' alcohol an' extract for our drink.

Now, up in Kansas City we goes to a sumptious layout, pays less an' gets bang-up stuff.

If yu smelled one of them K.C.cigars yu'd shore have to ask what it was, an' as for the liquor, why, yu'd think St.Peter asked yu to have one with him.