I should think you'd prefer to make him leave it unproved." "Have monkeys Boswells ?" queried Thackeray.
"I don't know anything about 'em," said Johnson, petulantly.
"No more do I," said Darwin, "and I didn't mean to be offensive, my dear Johnson.

If I claim Simian ancestry for you, I claim it equally for myself." "Well, I'm no snob," said Johnson, unmollified.

"If you want to brag about your ancestors, do it.

Leave mine alone.

Stick to your own genealogical orchard." "Well, I believe fully that we are all descended from the ape," said Munchausen.