[The History of John Bull by John Arbuthnot]@TWC D-Link bookThe History of John Bull CHAPTER XI 1/4
CHAPTER XI.* The apprehending, examination, and imprisonment of Jack for. suspicion of poisoning. * The four following chapters contain the history of passing the Bill against Occasional Conformity, and of the Whigs agreeing to it. The attentive reader cannot have forgot that the story of Van Ptschirnsooker's powder was interrupted by a message from Frog.
I have a natural compassion for curiosity, being much troubled with the distemper myself; therefore to gratify that uneasy itching sensation in my reader, I have procured the following account of that matter. Van Ptschirnsooker came off (as rogues usually do upon such occasions) by peaching his partner; and being extremely forward to bring him to the gallows, Jack* was accused as the contriver of all the roguery.
And, indeed, it happened unfortunately for the poor fellow, that he was known to bear a most inveterate spite against the old gentlewoman; and, consequently, that never any ill accident happened to her but he was suspected to be at the bottom of it.
If she pricked her finger, Jack, to be sure, laid the pin in the way; if some noise in the street disturbed her rest, who could it be but Jack in some of his nocturnal rambles? If a servant ran away, Jack had debauched him.
Every idle tittle-tattle that went about, Jack was always suspected for the author of it. However, all was nothing to this last affair of the temperating, moderating powder. * All the misfortunes of the Church charged upon the Puritan party. The hue and cry went after Jack to apprehend him dead or alive, wherever he could be found.
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