[The History of John Bull by John Arbuthnot]@TWC D-Link bookThe History of John Bull CHAPTER XV 8/8
One modestly asked him leave to call him brother.Nic.
Frog demanded two things--to be his porter and his fishmonger, to keep the keys of his gates and furnish the kitchen.
John's sister Peg only desired that he would let his servants sing psalms a-Sundays.
Some descended even to the asking of old clothes, shoes and boots, broken bottles, tobacco-pipes, and ends of candles. "Monsieur Bull," quoth Lewis, "you seem to be a man of some breeding; for God's sake use your interest with these Messieurs, that they would speak but one at once; for if one had a hundred pair of hands, and as many tongues, he cannot satisfy them all at this rate." John begged they might proceed with some method; then they stopped all of a sudden and would not say a word.
"If this be your play," quoth John, "that we may not be like a Quaker's dumb meeting, let us begin some diversion; what d'ye think of rouly-pouly or a country dance? What if we should have a match at football? I am sure we shall never end matters at this rate.".
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