Suppose I DID kitch her up, they were married, and what could we do?
This sensable remark I made to Earl Bareacres, when that distragted nobleman igspawstulated with me.

Er who was to have been my mother-in-lor, the Countiss, I never from that momink sor agin.

My presnts, troosoes, juels, &c., were sent back--with the igsepshn of the diminds and Cashmear shawl, which her Ladyship COODN'T FIND.

Ony it was whispered that at the nex buthday she was seen with a shawl IGSACKLY OF THE SAME PATTN.

Let er keep it.
"Southdown was phurius.