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Burlesques

CHAPTER XXIV
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'It's My Lady's box from Crinoline's!' cries Mary Hann; and she puts down the child on the bench, and rushes forward to inspect the dammidge.

You could hear the Chayny bowls clinking inside; and Lady B.'s mixture (which had the igsack smell of cherry brandy) was dribbling out over the smashed bandbox containing a white child's cloak, trimmed with Blown lace and lined with white satting.
"As James was asleep, and I was by this time uncommon hungry, I thought I WOULD go into the Refreshment Room and just take a little soup; so I wrapped him up in his cloak and laid him by his mamma, and went off.
There's not near such good attendance as at Swindon.
***** "We took our places in the carriage in the dark, both of us covered with a pile of packages, and Mary Hann so sulky that she would not speak for some minutes.

At last she spoke out-- "'Have you all the small parcels ?' "'Twenty-three in all,' says I.
"'Then give me baby.' "'Give you what ?' says I.
"'Give me baby.' "'What, haven't y-y-yoooo got him ?' says I.
***** "O Mussy! You should have heard her sreak! WE'D LEFT HIM ON THE LEDGE AT GLOSTER.
"It all came of the break of gage." MR.

JEAMES AGAIN.
"DEAR MR.

PUNCH,--As newmarus inquiries have been maid both at my privit ressddence, 'The Wheel of Fortune Otel,' and at your Hoffis, regarding the fate of that dear babby, James Hangelo, whose primmiture dissappearnts caused such hagnies to his distracted parents, I must begg, dear sir, the permission to ockupy a part of your valuble collams once more, and hease the public mind about my blessid boy.
"Wictims of that nashnal cuss, the Broken Gage, me and Mrs.Plush was left in the train to Cheltenham, soughring from that most disgreeble of complaints, a halmost BROKEN ART.


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